Scraping gum off the sidewalk.

Dear Reader,

Wherever there are people, good sir, there is dirt. That's what comes with being organic. Organic waste, everywhere. Skin cells, dung, and toxic exhalations. Not to mention the unnecessary yet unavoidable waste. Garbage, gum, and graffiti. And the cigarette butts, my dear reader! You know, they used to pour their excrements out the window as well. It would flow down the streets in specially dug ditches. An absolutely tragic thing to step into.

Such is the price to pay for living in the center of Humanity on earth. The very air stinks. But even if I had to walk around in a gas mask and tinfoil suit, it would be worth it. Worth doing what I love.

Susan

Introduction

My name is Susan. If you're reading this, you're one of very few. My story will be detailed herein, for your literary enjoyment.

Postings will be erratic and often vague. Occasionally uncompleted and... pretty weird, to boot. I know all this beforehand because it's my life.

This is my blog. My cyber paper trail. A little bit of my life goes up on the web for all to see. Because it should.

I doubt you really know what I mean, and I don't really feel the need to tell you. So read on, adventurous stranger. Read on.

Susan